Forgetter Be Forgotten

My forgetter's getting better, but my rememberer is broke. To you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke. For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering if I really should be 'there' and, when I try to think it through I haven't got a prayer!
Oft times I walk into a room and say 'what am I here for?' I wrack my brain, but all in vain, a zero, is my score.
At times I put something away where it is safe, but, gee! the person it is safest from is generally me!
When shopping I may see someone, say 'hi' and have a chat, then when the person walks away, I ask myself, 'who the heck was that? yes, my forgetter's getting better while my rememberer is broke, and it's driving me plumb crazy and that isn't any joke.

I read this and really got a big kick out of it so I thought I would share it and get a laugh or two. Sad to say, it is turning out to be true, hahahahahha.....